Perception: Women Vs Men – that’s funny*

*Women Friends chatting in office.*

*Woman 1: I had a fine evening, how was yours?*


*Woman 2: it was a disaster. My husband came home, ate his dinner in three
minutes and fell asleep in two minutes. How was yours?*


*Woman 1: Oh it was amazing! My husband came home and took me out to a
romantic dinner. After dinner we walked for an hour. When we came home he
lit the candles around the house and afterwards talked for an hour. It was
like a fairytale!*

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*At the same time, their husbands are talking at work.*

*Husband 1: How was your evening?*

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*Husband 2: Great. I came home, dinner was on the table, I ate and fell
asleep. It was great! What about you?*

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*Husband 1: It was horrible. I came home, there's no dinner because they cut
the electricity because I hadn't paid the bill; so I had to take my wife out
to dinner which was so expensive that I didn't have money left for a cab. We
had to walk home which took an hour; and when we got home remember there was
no electricity so I had to light candles all over the house! After all, I
was so aggravated that I couldn't fall asleep and my wife was jabbering away
for another hour! *

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